May 2013
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
thesyntaxkid:
current emotion: i need money
“People like you make things so much harder. Harder in a good way. A chase. I...”
yesimbeyonce:
If you can’t handle me at my Lindsay Lohan then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé
ifyoucarryonthisway:
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
If I was a guy for a day,
thecolorplaid:
I would:
Masturbate.
Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
Walk around the house naked.
Pee behind a building.
Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
Stare at my penis.
Get a blowjob.
you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy
...
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
“I fell in love, not with anything or anybody in particular but with everything.”
– George Harrison (via petrichour)
“I thought if I quit looking around for you, I would forget you. I thought if I...”
– Rachel Gibson, See Jane Score (via simply-quotes) 