celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
thesyntaxkid: current emotion: i need money
People like you make things so much harder. Harder in a good way. A chase. I...
yesimbeyonce: If you can’t handle me at my Lindsay Lohan then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Beyoncé
ifyoucarryonthisway: do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
If I was a guy for a day,
thecolorplaid: I would: Masturbate. Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs. Walk around the house naked. Pee behind a building. Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts. Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?” Stare at my penis. Get a blowjob. you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy ...
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
I fell in love, not with anything or anybody in particular but with everything.– George Harrison (via petrichour)
I thought if I quit looking around for you, I would forget you. I thought if I...– Rachel Gibson, See Jane Score (via simply-quotes)